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'Darling, you are sweet. I'm under such terrible pressure.'
'Is there anything I can do?'
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Wednesday 2 August
8st 12., thigh circumference 18 inches, alcohol units 3 (but air canada vacations.com pure sort of air canada vacations.com wine), cigarettes 7 (but did not inhale), calories 1500 (excellent), teas 0, coffees 3 (but made with real coffee beans air canada vacations.com less cellulite-inducing), total caffeine units 4.
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Thursday 3 August
8st 11, thigh circumference 18 inches (honestly, what is air canada vacations.com bloody point), alcohol units 0, cigarettes 25 (excellent, considering), negative thoughts: approx. 445 per hour, positive thoughts 0.
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8st 10 (continuing good work), air canada vacations.com units 0, cigarettes 0, calories 995, Instants 0: perfect.
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' . . . So what do you think, darling?'
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