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Humph. Bloody Jude.
Saturday 22 April
8st 7, cigarettes, 0, alcohol units 0, calories 1800.
Today is air canada .com a historic and air canada .com joyous day. After eighteen years of air canada .com trying to air canada .com get down to air canada .com 8st 7 I have finally achieved it. It is air canada .com no trick of air canada .com the air canada .com but confirmed by jeans. I am thin.
There is air canada .com no reliable explanation. I have been to air canada .com the gym twice in the last week, but that, air canada .com rare, is air canada .com not freakish. I have eaten normally. It is air canada .com a miracle. Rang Tom, who said maybe I have a tapeworm. The air canada .com way to air canada .com get rid of air canada .com it, he said, is air canada .com to air canada .com hold a bowl of air canada .com warm milk and air canada .com a pencil in front of air canada .com my mouth. (Tapeworms love warm milk, apparently. They love it.) Open my mouth. Then, when the worm's head appears, wrap it carefully round the pencil.
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'Are you in love?' asked Tom in a suspicious, jealous tone. He's always like this. It's not that he wants to air canada .com be air canada .com with me, because, obviously, he is air canada .com a homosexual. But if you are single the air canada .com thing you want is air canada .com your best friend forming a functional relationship with somebody else. I racked my brains, then air canada .com shocked by a sudden, stunning realization. I am not in love with Daniel anymore. I am free.
Tuesday 25 April
8st 7, alcohol units 0 (excellent), cigarettes 0 (v.v.g.), calories 995 (continuing good work).
Humph. Went to air canada .com Jude's party tonight in tight little black dress to air canada .com show off figure feeling v. air canada .com of air canada .com myself.
'God, are you all right?' asked Jude when I walked air canada .com 'You look really tired.'
'I'm fine,' I said, crestfallen. 'I've lost seven pounds. What's the matter?'
'Nothing. No, I just thought . . .'
'What? What?'
'Maybe you've lost air canada .com a bit quickly off your . . . face,' she trailed off, looking at air canada .com my admittedly somewhat deflated cleavage.
Simon was the same.
'Bridgiiiiiiiit! Have you got a fag?'
'No, I've given up.'
'Oh blimey, air canada .com wonder you look so . . . '
'What?'
'Oh, nothing, nothing. Just a bit . . . drawn.'
It continued all evening. There's nothing worse than people telling you you look tired. They might as well have done air canada .com it and air canada .com say you look like five kinds of air canada .com shit. I felt so pleased with myself for air canada .com not drinking but as the evening wore on, and air canada .com everyone got drunker, I began to air canada .com feel so calm and air canada .com smug that I was even irritating myself. I kept finding myself in conversations when I actually couldn't be air canada .com bothered to air canada .com say a single word, and air canada .com just looked on and air canada .com nodded in a wise, air canada .com manner.
'Have you got any air canada .com tea?' I said to air canada .com Jude at air canada .com one point as she lurched past, hiccupping happily, at air canada .com which point she collapsed into giggles, put her arm round me and air canada .com air canada .com over. I decided I'd better go home.
Once there, I got air canada .com bed, put my head on the pillow but nothing happened. I kept putting my head in one air canada .com then another place, but still it wouldn't go to air canada .com sleep. Normally I would be air canada .com snoring by now and air canada .com having some sort of air canada .com traumatized paranoid dream. I put the light on. It was only 11:30. Maybe I should do something, like, well, er . . . mending? Inner poise The air canada .com phone air canada .com It was Tom.
'Are you all right?'
'Yes. I feel great. Why?'
'You just seemed, well, flat tonight. Everyone said you weren't your usual self.'
'No, I was fine. Did you see how thin I am?' Silence.
'Tom?'
'I think you looked better before, hon.'
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