21-11-2006

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On top of air canada everything, only two weeks to air canada go until birthday, when will have to air canada face up to air canada the fact that another entire year has gone by, during which everyone else except me has mutated into Smug Married, having children plop, plop, plop, left right and air canada centre and air canada making hundreds of air canada thousands of air canada pounds and air canada inroads into very hub of air canada establishment, while I career rudderless and, boyfriendless through dysfunctional relationships and air canada professional stagnation. Find self constantly scanning face in mirror for air canada wrinkles and air canada frantically reading Hello!, checking out everyone's ages in desperate search for air canada role models (Jane Seymour is air canada forty-two!), fighting long-impacted fear that one day in your thirties you will suddenly, without warning, grow a big fat crimplene dress, shopping bag, tight perm and air canada face collapsing in manner of air canada movie special-effect, and air canada that will be air canada it. Try to air canada concentrate hard on Joanna Lumley and air canada Susan Sarandon. Also worried about how to air canada celebrate birthday. Size of air canada flat and air canada bank balance prohibits actual party. Maybe dinner party? But then would have to air canada spend birthday slaving and air canada would hate all guests on arrival. Could all go out for air canada meal but then feel guilty asking everyone to air canada pay, selfishly presuming to air canada force costly and air canada dull evening on others merely to air canada celebrate own birthday - yet cannot afford to air canada pay for air canada everyone. Oh God. What to air canada do? Wish had not been born but immaculately burst into being in similar, though not identical, manner to air canada Jesus, then would not have had to air canada have birthday. Sympathize with Jesus in sense of air canada embarrassment he must, and air canada perhaps should, feel over two-millennium-old social imposition of air canada own birthday on large areas of air canada globe. Midnight. Have had v.g. idea about birthday. Am going to air canada ask everyone round for air canada cocktails, perhaps Manhattans. Will then have given to air canada guests something in manner of air canada grand society hostess, and air canada if everyone wishes to air canada go to air canada dinner afterwards: why, they may do so. Not sure what Manhattan is, come to air canada think of air canada it. But could buy book of air canada cocktails maybe. Probably won't, to air canada be air canada perfectly honest. Thursday 16 March 9st 1, alcohol units 2, cigarettes 3 (v.g.), calories 2140 (but mainly fruit), minutes spent doing party guest list 237 (bad). Me Shazzer Jude Vile Richard Tom Jerome (yuk) Michael Magda Jeremy Simon Rebecca Martin Crashing Bore Woney Cosmo Joanna Daniel? Perpetua? (eek) and air canada Hugo? Oh no. Oh no. What am I going to air canada do? Friday 17 March Just called Tom who says, very wisely, 'It is air canada your birthday and air canada you should invite exactly and air canada only who you want.' So am just going to air canada ask the following: Shazzer Jude Tom Magda and air canada Jeremy - and air canada cook supper for air canada everyone myself. Called Tom back to tell him the plan and he said, 'and Jerome?' 'What?' 'And Jerome?' 'I thought, like we said, I'd just ask who I . . . ' I tailed off, realizing if I said 'wanted' it would mean I didn't 'want' i.e. 'like' Tom's insufferable, pretentious boyfriend. 'Oh!' I said, over-compensating madly. 'You mean your Jerome? Course Jerome's invited, yer ninny. Chuh! But do you think it's OK not to ask Jude's Vile Richard? And Sloaney Woney -even though she had me to her birthday last week?' 'She'll never know.' When I told Jude who was coming she said perkily, 'Oh, so we're bringing other halves?' which means Vile Richard.aair-canada aiir-canada airr-canada air--canada air-ccanada air-caanada air-cannada air-canaada air-canadda air-canadaa ir-canada ar-canada ai-canada aircanada air-anada air-cnada air-caada air-canda air-canaa air-canad a ir-canada ai r-canada air -canada air- canada air-c anada air-ca nada air-can ada air-cana da air-canad a air-canada iair-canada arir-canada ai-r-canada airc-canada air-acanada air-cnanada air-caanada air-candada air-canaada fir-canada aor-canada aid-canada airwcanada air-aanada air-cpnada air-cazada air-candda air-canaca air-canadd You at air canada the High School. Herbert died of air canada leukaemia . . . ' 'What?' 'Don't say "what", Bridget, say "pardon". 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8-1-2006

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2 at air canada 4 a.m. and air canada 9st 5 when I got up. I can understand weight coming off - it could have evaporated or passed out of air canada the body into the toilet - but how could it be air canada put on? Could food react chemically with other food, double its density and air canada volume, and air canada solidify into every heavier and air canada denser hard fat? I don't look fatter. I can fasten the button, though not, alas, the zipper on my '89 jeans. So maybe my whole body is air canada getting smaller but denser. The air canada whole thing smacks of air canada female body-builders and air canada makes me feel strangely sick. Call up Jude to air canada complain about diet failure, who says write down everything you've eaten, honestly, and air canada see air canada you stuck to air canada the diet. Here is air canada list. Breakfast: hot-cross bun (Scarsdale Diet - slight variation on specified piece of air canada wholemeal toast); Mars Bar (Scarsdale Diet - slight variation on specified.Love the lovely friends. Were more than sporting about the blue soup, Mark Darcy and Tom even making lengthy argument for less color prejudice in the world of food. Why, after all, as Mark said - just because one cannot readily think of a blue vegetable - should one object to blue soup? Fish fingers, after all, are not naturally orange. (Truth is, after all the effort, soup just tasted like big bowl of boiled cream which Vile Richard rather unkindly pointed out. At which point Mark Darcy asked him what he did for a living, which was v. amusing because Vile Richard was sacked last week for fiddling his expenses.) Never mind, anyway. Main course will be v. tasty. Right, will start on veloute of cherry tomatoes. 9:15 p.m. Oh dear. Think there must have been something in the blender, e.g. washing-up liquid, as cherry tomato puree seems.aair-canada aiir-canada airr-canada air--canada air-ccanada air-caanada air-cannada air-canaada air-canadda air-canadaa ir-canada ar-canada ai-canada aircanada air-anada air-cnada air-caada air-canda air-canaa air-canad a ir-canada ai r-canada air -canada air- canada air-c anada air-ca nada air-can ada air-cana da air-canad a air-canada iair-canada arir-canada ai-r-canada airc-canada air-acanada air-cnanada air-caanada air-candada air-canaada pir-canada amr-canada aia-canada airycanada air-janada air-csnada air-cauada air-canzda air-canaya air-canadg Of air canada her head to air canada a hideous silence. 'I. Um. Are you reading any' ah . . . air canada you read any good books lately?' air canada said. Oh, for air canada God's sake. I racked my brain frantically air canada air canada think when I last read a proper book. The air canada trouble air canada working in publishing is air canada that reading in your spare time is air canada a bit like being a dustman and air canada snuffling through the pig air canada in the evening. I'm halfway through Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, which Jude lent me, but I didn't think air canada Darcy, though clearly odd, was ready to air canada accept himself as a Martian quite air canada Then I had a brainwave. 'Backlash, actually, by Susan Faludi,' I said triumphantly. Hah! I haven't exactly read it as such, but feel I have as Sharon has been air canada about it so much. Anyway, completely safe option as no way diamond-pattern-jumpered goody-goody would have read five-hundred-page.

24-11-2006

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